bombing:

just saw a post accusing Obama of working for the government

stilesmcalll:

my dad grew this potato that looks like a shark so he stuck a paper fin in it and he’s calling it Sharktato
it’s on a stick because he likes to move it around and sing the jaws theme song

stilesmcalll:

my dad grew this potato that looks like a shark so he stuck a paper fin in it and he’s calling it Sharktato

it’s on a stick because he likes to move it around and sing the jaws theme song

(Source: neonqueer)

coolsvillesux:

Thank

dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick:

666meme:

666meme:

why did the semen cross the road? 

i wore the wrong the socks

image

(Source: 6dad)

grizzly-ghouls:

"mountain of moutains for you" 

grizzly-ghouls:

"mountain of moutains for you" 

(Source: plaxtic)

alittleofthat:

vegan-yums:

Pumpkin pie truffles / Recipe

I could really go for one or fifty of these.

dudebasicallyme:

whenever you refresh your dashboard and no one is posting:

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k-lionheart:

tittily:

cant get authentic italian cuisine like this anymore

i don’t even know where to start with this post

k-lionheart:

tittily:

cant get authentic italian cuisine like this anymore

i don’t even know where to start with this post

(Source: les-memorables)

(Source: yumyummyyums)

snorlaxatives:

quiettimeeverytime:

snorlaxatives:

do british people really eat beans on toast as a meal

in america is everyone ignorant

it was just a question damn no need to get hostile go eat some beans on toast

road2anywhere:

My breakfast this morning was a nice bowl of turmeric oats with local peaches, fresh raspberries, and drizzled maple pb. Turmeric is one of my favourite spices! It has such a nice flavour and gives so many health benefits such as its a great anti-oxidant, an anti-inflammatory, improves brain function, and helps your skin. It also is a great natural dye to foods!

road2anywhere:

My breakfast this morning was a nice bowl of turmeric oats with local peaches, fresh raspberries, and drizzled maple pb. Turmeric is one of my favourite spices! It has such a nice flavour and gives so many health benefits such as its a great anti-oxidant, an anti-inflammatory, improves brain function, and helps your skin. It also is a great natural dye to foods!

Also I literally can’t get over my youngest sister asking my step mom if she could buy erotic fan fiction

What is air

I’m sad I never really got to live with them because I would have been a gr8 big sister

I’m high and went upstairs to see what my sister was doing but she was talking to some boy on speakerphone and asking him if he liked fleet wood mac (???) so I kept walking but she heard me and was like hellooo? And I said yo are you talking to someone? And she’s like yes and I said a boooy? And she’s like a FRIEND and shut the door on me lmao

I love her