I feel negative automaintenance on a spiritual level
Because Laura Mary Carters smile is the most beautiful smile.
Jim Carrey and Kate Winslet on the set of Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
"I know my words are like daggers but they cut me too."
WHOEVER BUYS THIS FOR ME WINS MY ETERNAL LOVE
I OWN THIS
EVERY MORNING HE SAYS SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT HOW THE WORLD NEEDS YOU AND YOU HAVE TO GET UP
AND WHEN YOU PRESS THE BUTTON TO HUSH HIM HE SAYS “DEFTLY DONE, MADAM,” OR “IF IT’S NOT TOO FORWARD OF ME, THAT DID TICKLE, MADAM”
IT WAKES YOU UP WITH THE SOUND OF CHIRPING BIRDS BEFORE STEPHEN FRY’S VOICE
EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ONE
THIS IS LIKE JARVIS.
A REAL JARVIS EXCEPT HE’S A CLOCK.
I WANT ONE
oh my goodness
Baking cookies like the future trophy house husband I am
i made some christmas cookies for my after school satan worshipping club
Can someone give me an unlimited lifetime supply of oreo cookies? I promise to share my baked goods with you.
MELT IN YOUR MOUTH RASPBERRY SHORTCAKE COOKIES
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